I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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