My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Lo siento on account of my penis...
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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