I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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