her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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