kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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