i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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