I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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