If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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