I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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