now i know why i became what i already was.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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