Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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