Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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