So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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