just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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