Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm really into asian looking animals
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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