pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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