Having a random hookup so left but love u
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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