I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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