we're blogging at a bar
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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