Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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