I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
there's paper in my vomit.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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