She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You were trust falling into bushes
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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