Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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