OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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