It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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