i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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