Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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