Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
