Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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