Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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