So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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