well most of my day revolves around power hour
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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