1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Randomize