whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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