i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
