i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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