I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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