I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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