im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
accomplished twins. life is a go
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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