I have demons in me.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
