I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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