I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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