i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
being pregnant is like rehab
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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