billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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