Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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