so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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