And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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