Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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