and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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