Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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