This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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