nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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